i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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