Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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