All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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