I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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