He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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