I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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