I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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