Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My bed smells like the plague
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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