now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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