i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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