I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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