Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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