id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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