O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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