Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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