i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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