in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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We don't watch enough power rangers
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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