no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
