I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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