I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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