Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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