is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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