Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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I think your dad took our porno
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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