she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Congratulations! We have a period
So. Much. Porn.
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