Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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