i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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