"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
