Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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