why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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