Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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