He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I had to cum in my sink.
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