Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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