And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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