I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
two words: eviction party
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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