your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I can't trust your balls anymore.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Randomize
