This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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