oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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