Grow some girl-balls and come out already
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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