I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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