This girl is more easily done than said...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize