Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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