So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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