what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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