Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.