Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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