Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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