did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize