do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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