so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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