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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
You ruined the universe
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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