dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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