I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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