It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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